I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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