spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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