Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i will never coherently bang her
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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