I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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