I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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