were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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