i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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