Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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