there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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