Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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