Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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