My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need a sexual gate keeper
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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