I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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