As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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