I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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