please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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