I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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