If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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