I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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