My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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