I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
please don't ironically join a cult
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