I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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