dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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