There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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