Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Randomize