So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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