I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Come see our sink grown plant.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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