He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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