I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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