Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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