Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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