she was so not down for the gang bang
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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