Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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