Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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