Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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