Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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