yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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