and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
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is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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