WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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