You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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