Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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