It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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