Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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