i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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