did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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