my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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