another moral hangover. fuck.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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