his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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