i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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