So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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